Deep Thoughts About The Internet Space-Time Continuum 3:09 p.m.

So it's actually June 9th, 2009 at 3:09 p.m. I'm writing a fake blog post and hacking the date so that there is not a whole year missing in my blog archives. It's an aesthetic thing, might have something to do with my mild (self-diagnosed) OCD. Does that make me a bad person? *wrings hands compulsively* There is no such thing as time on an Internet where time-stamps can be hacked. You heard it here first.

I was going to stop there, but I'm beginning to get excited about the prospect of going back in time (or the Post Options menu, as the case may be) and writing 2008. Maybe I will.